what NOT to name your animals & more

A flier was passed around for a company picnic at one of my friend's offices. Their owner has named some of their farm animals. Check it out:



What's this poor guy's nickname? Dukey? Here dukey, dukey, dukey!!!!!! Poor Donkey Duke. Wonder if he ever gets called doggie dukie.


And while you're enjoying your hot dog you can visit the "native" critters. What the heck does that mean???? Texas Rattlesnakes, Opposums, fire ants???????? We need just a bit more info.