Here is one of my favorites!
Why was 6 scared of 7 ???????? Because 7 ate (8) 9!
Here are some more good ones:
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Question: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
Answer: Because she felt crummy!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
What did the bug say when it hit the windshield?
I don't have the guts to do that again.
And.......Who doesn't love a good elephant joke?
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new fence!
2 years ago
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