Thursday, December 2, 2010

I love corny joks!

Here is one of my favorites!

Why was 6 scared of 7 ???????? Because 7 ate (8) 9!

Here are some more good ones:

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Question: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
Answer: Because she felt crummy!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.

What did the bug say when it hit the windshield?
I don't have the guts to do that again.

And.......Who doesn't love a good elephant joke?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Time to get a new fence!

No comments: