True story!

This really happened.  If you don't have kids, believe me when I say, things like this happen ALL the time.  I would have never believed it before.  Kids are just down right kookie!  Kookie in a cute & endearing way though.

Cayden and I were eating lunch at his most favorite restaurant, Taco Bell.  As our nice calm lunch was coming to a close, he began to act up.  Today I can't even remember what he was doing.  Hey, I've slept since then.  Back to the story.  I said to him "If you don't calm down & quit acting up, I just may spank you right here, in front of everyone."  To that he replied, "Well, if you do, your going to get a really wet hand."  I quickly became confused?  Was this a distraction?  What was he talking about???  So, I asked "What?  Why would I get a wet hand?"  Quickly he responded with "Oh, I peed on my pants when I went to the bathroom a few minutes ago."  What? How? Why?  Oh yeah, I'm a quick one!  I then asked "How did you pee on the back of your shorts?"  Looking very serious, he says "My penis was just too close to my underwear."  How does one even respond to this?  I'll tell you how!  I doubled over laughing!  Then he did too!  This is really why I can't even remember how he was misbehaving.  Laughter diffuses these sort of situations. 

Needless to say, I did not spank him or even touch his backside.  What we did was come home, take a bath & change those clothes.  :)